You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: I am typing this from the toilet.
You: I have awful diarhea.
You: At least I have lunch for tomorrow.
Stranger: wow....
Stranger: name,age,location?
You: I am a little concerned that you still want to know that, given my previous messages.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.